• I am so good I don't need to brag

• Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.

• O Lord give me patience, and give it me NOW!

• /earth is 98% full. Delete anyone you can

• Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

• I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.

• The paranoids are after me.

• Of all the things I've lost
  I miss my mind the most

• 2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2.

• When all else fails, read the instructions.

• La culture, c'est ce qui manque quand on a tout appris.

• Si vous donnez un poisson à un Belge, il pourra manger une fois.
  Si vous lui apprenez à pêcher, il pourra manger toute sa vie, une fois.

• An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Just aim carefully...

• An onion a day keeps everyone away.

• When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa did, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

• There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know binary, and those who don't.

• Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher.
  That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.

Last update 2006-01-12